There once was a man named Ted
Who lost his good hat before bed
He searched high and low
Little did he know
It was sitting on top of his head
Ted had a wife named Daisy
She claimed that her husband was crazy
Ted said, “I am ill!
I cannot pay the bill!”
Sure enough, Ted was just being lazy.
This man Ted turned on the television
But felt guilty about his decision
So he picked Daisy flowers
Bunching them up for hours
And tied a bouquet with precision.